June 2013
Not for free.
Whatever, dude! I’m just gonna put my feet all over your face now. Kthx.
I’d much rather fuck Christian Bale than Tom Cruise. Even if Bale talks in Batman voice. Especially if he talks in Batman voice, actually.
What’s wrong with being into feet?
That is not the right answer for “which celeb do you want to bone the most”. That answer would be Jason Segel.
I never ever never want to even be close enough to Tom Cruise to smell his sweat from pounding girls.
Height challanged. For sure. As long as they don’t look like Vern Troyer or Tom Cruise. Can I choose Peter Dinklage?
It’s pretty big. You gotta buy me dinner first.
someone put stuff in my askbox. anon or otherwise.
(that almost looks like it says i have a big boner. i don’t, i swear.)
for the millionth time

Looking to put some more photos on shirts/hoodies in my shop. What images would you all like to see available on merch?
Please note, I can’t do designs with nudity currently.
ALSO, FREE SHIPPING June 21 using the following coupon code: TDAY2013