June 2013
Only if you spit on me too! (This escalated quickly)
Not for free.
Absolutely nothing at all :) I was just trying to paint a picture. It's the details that matter.
Whatever, dude! I’m just gonna put my feet all over your face now. Kthx.
He's probably into feet and lecturing about the evils of psychology. Flexing for himself like whatshisname from American Psycho.
I’d much rather fuck Christian Bale than Tom Cruise. Even if Bale talks in Batman voice. Especially if he talks in Batman voice, actually.
What’s wrong with being into feet?
No, but that would have been the right answer if I had asked which celeb you wanted to bone the most. What if Tom Cruise was just half the size, but not an actual dwarf. Just a fully formed Tom Cruise, but half. Now all I can think of is him all sweaty pounding away at some girl.... ugh.
That is not the right answer for “which celeb do you want to bone the most”. That answer would be Jason Segel.
I never ever never want to even be close enough to Tom Cruise to smell his sweat from pounding girls.
Lemme smooch all over it. But really though: would you rather fuck a midget Tom Cruise, or an Andre the Giant sized Vern Troyer?
Height challanged. For sure. As long as they don’t look like Vern Troyer or Tom Cruise. Can I choose Peter Dinklage?
How... how big is it? Can I touch it?
It’s pretty big. You gotta buy me dinner first.
i have a very big bored
someone put stuff in my askbox. anon or otherwise.
(that almost looks like it says i have a big boner. i don’t, i swear.)
Seeing one of your best friends' buttholes on the internet
for the millionth time
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Looking to put some more photos on shirts/hoodies in my shop. What images would you all like to see available on merch?
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